No job? No worries: Employment Verification Services will help you defraud a lender!

This ridiculousness pretty much speaks for itself:

Everyone today needs employment to purchase a house, car, etc. You also need employment to rent an apartment or house. The problem is that everyone is not employed. We have a solution for you. We have provided assistance for those whom are not employed but need verification of employment for any purchasing purpose.

It is understood that housing and transportation is very important. But majority of these finance or managing companies don’t understand that if you do not have transportation, you cannot get to work. And if you do not have permanent housing, how could pay your rent.

Ahem. With what will “those whom are not employed” pay for said purchase without said employment? Actually, I’m not even sure that quote makes sense at all. In short, Employment Verification Services will help you fake a job by pretending you are an independent contractor and falsifying pay stubs. Pay stubs you can then use to purchase a home, car, or rent an apartment you can’t afford. Brilliant!