Congress wants to create a totalitarian internet with SOPA and PROTECT IP, two bills wending their way through the House and Senate. These bills are even dumber than Senator Klobuchar’s attempt to turn kids into criminals for uploading videos of themselves singing along with their favorite artists.
But hey, it’s Congress. And senators and representatives are proud Luddites who laugh in the face of “experts” who say these bills will break the internet! Hey, you probably wouldn’t understand the internet, either, if you had to read email like this.
If these bills go through, the internet will look more like cable TV: hundreds of channels, and nothing you want to watch.